here is the fabled machine.
by now i'm sure you're all wondering the same two things. firstly "why aren't any of these sentences capitalized?" simple. in the future, sentences start with lower case letters. secondly: "where is the flux capacitor?" ha ha ha ha. you really are that simple, aren't you? get your head out of the clouds. genius ideas like time machines don't come from "HOLLYWOOD, C.A." they come from IDEAVILLE, MY HEAD. now that i've wasted enough time with these ridiculous questions, i will explain some of the finer points of this fine machine.
as you can see, it comes with four modes, a customizable layout, numerous options, oh, and most importantly: time traveling capabilities. shit, i almost forgot about the selectable options!
i'll be honest with you, it wasn't easy. it took over one whole prototype before we finally perfected the beautiful piece of machinery you see glowing one paragraph above this very paragraph. with its options and modes; so selectable, customizable, and time travelable as they are.
PROTOTYPE:
as you can see, we've come a long way. for a minute there, i wasn't sure this whole "time machine" thing was going to work. buut one viewing of back to the future later i realized: if there was a way to get 1.21 gigawatts out of two AA batteries, INSTEAD of a nuclear reactor, well then we might just have something here. so one cup of coffee and one viewing of house MD later, TA-DA! the pocket time machine!
PRODUCTION MODEL:
so watch out, hold on, and check back often. because i plan on really using this thing. this isn't going to be like the magic bullet or the pasta maker. i am REALLY going to get my moneys worth from this one.
peace love and futura,
robert reaves. - time traveller.
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